I'm kind of like an open book.

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via sensitizes)

chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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o-snap-its-iggyness:

free him

luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

thugmissus:

me: *imagines being straight*

me: 

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